I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
I'm drinking reisling in a paper cup by myself in the garage.
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
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She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
Tell me why I woke up spooning a hamburger like it was a teddy bear.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
i woke up fully clothed with teenage dream on repeat. something is wrong with me
You fell asleep while I was sucking your dick
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