Would you feel weird if I asked out ___?
You dont call on our son's bday but you want to know if I'll give you permission to date my best friend?
So...no?`
Only a mothe r could love this liver
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
Hot mess moment: I just made really spicy guac and picked my nose, which set it on fire. I tried to neti pot it with a coffee pot, which resulted in me gagging and puking all over my bf's bathroom. oopsie.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
smoked four grams out of a bong with a mixture of pool water and white rum. I applaud you for leaving before losing too many brain cells.
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
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