Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Dude if you're in another zip code it doesn't count
You don't understand. I'm not like you.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Oh. Thats cool. Im not dating anyone right now. Sean gave me chlamydia from some GUY he fooled around with. Im being abstinent.
it'll be like the batcave but for manwhores
I woke up with cheeseburger in my mouth and a deep sense of accomplishment.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
I'm at breakfast at my kid's school and I have noted at least 3 other parents with last night's red wine mouth and bleary eyes. I don't know why I always get so paranoid.
I was so intoxicated last night I was giving out my real name and number ugh.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
we're a generation of lazy underachieving stoners and uncreative overachieving automatons. you're golden
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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