If I see one more commercial for The Secret Life of the American Teenager, I'm going to punch the next teenage girl I see in the uterus and scream, "Wear a condom!"
its totally unfair that im just as ill-prepared as a 16 year old but there's no tv show for 25 and pregnant.
Drunk roommate walked in on us and asked if we wanted to go eat a sandwich with her in the bathroom.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
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Upside of a two-day migraine: thanks to a prominent "E" in the middle of every pill, I think we can totally pass off Excedrine Migraine as ecstasy to stupid, drunk freshman. This is totally going to happen. That entrepreneurship course is paying off.
Why is there a water bottle full of red wine on my desk this morning?
See you tonight.
Yeah, you went up to him and said "I stare at people until they feel obligated to talk to me."
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
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I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I didn't really understand how big 10 inches is. Now I know.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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