Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
i wish i could "like" people's thoughts in real life like i can on facebook
you can....by speaking....
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
He asked if I had feelings for him while I was lying naked on the floor vomiting into a trashcan as he held my hair and fed me Pringles.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I'm not allowed to have sex with him again. My vagina joined in on the protest. There was a petition. All my body parts signed it.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
If it makes you feel any better, I can't find the goldfish I dropped like five minutes ago.
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I am far too sober to understand you right now. sorry.
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