so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I'm deleting all the photos of dicks off my phone. This relationship could be serious
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I like to think of it as a lesbian feast.
It started out just like any other night: was watching a Zach Effron movie, drinking tequila out of a water bottle. I don't understand how this got out of hand.
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Note to self. Don't order a $10 bottle of wine on a 40 min flight because it seems like a good deal.
God you're perfect.
I am. So drunk right now. Good work, Frontier.
I saw a crackhead in a ballerina outfit riding a bike while waving her hands and one leg in the air. Never seen such talent in my life
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
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