I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
I woke up this morning with "guy in polar bear j.crew boxers" written on my stomach along with a 5 digit phone number...
so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
my question is who was more confortable? You sleeping on the floor or me tweeting from a bush?
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
I'm just saying, if you haven't been dropped off at a Wawa at 5:30 in the morning by 3 cop cars, you're missing out
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
My life just got so pathetic that I volunteered to work a double on my day off because its saturday and I have nothing else planned
Apparently I drunkenly told him I was going to ride him to the rodeo and break him like a bronco, then I stole his nachos and beer. Adulting is hard!!!
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