Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
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Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
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So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I know it must have been a hard break up. Are you okay?
Oh yeah, I'm fine dude. My vaginas heart is broken though. I feel bad for her, you should give her a call sometime.
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
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