i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I knew she could be a good mother by the way she craddled three 40oz's.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Bro, that'd be the third dick I've taken down in the office.
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
The covid immunization shot lady also sold me a mondo bag of really good pot.
Randomize