I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
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who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
Trevor is horny so he just called me to tell me all the things that he would like to do with his future wife. That's a new one.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
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I was at a bus stop, eating a load of bread. Fairly sure I'm the poster child for poor students.
Please don't place wagers on my sex life unless you are giving me a cut. With my current sluttiness I feel like I deserve 40% for how much money you'll make
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
i was sitting in the back of a squad car completely stoned watching airplanes take off
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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