Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
I'm gonna eat more dunkaroos to cope with what's in my vagina.
This is why you have to watch more Zombie movies- to prepare for End Times...
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
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