Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Going to eat lunch. Bunch of people in church clothes, and we are hungover, wearing pajamas, and in real danger of puking on the floor. We're about to destroy the ambience of this joint.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
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We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
He just subscribed to one of my Spotify playlists. The next step is sex.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
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If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
When you woke up the first word out of your mouth was "whoa"
I was feeling the aftermath of his penis
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
Comedy Central is in dire need of more sitable faces late at night - Trevor Noah has a baby face - there are federal rules against those types of sexual fantasies
He is a real estate investor who’s face I’m going to sit on.
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