Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Clearly I understand physics better when I'm on cocaine
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
it is my last wish that my tale be published posthumously as a warning to anyone thinking of eating burger king at nine am
woke up to find i out made out with his roommate before hooking up with him. breakfast was awkward to say the least
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
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