DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
He made me hold his dick and say "I solemnly swear that I'm up to no good"
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Are you aware that you called me "Sexy clit lady" last night?
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
mcfuck me up
MCFUCK ME UP INSIDE
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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