Played the LOTR drinking game last night. Ended up in boxers running thru the lot at ross's place screaming "for frodo"
New high or new low? Cat walked into the bathroom while I was taking a #2, looked @ me, sneezed and walked out..
Why are we friends again?
Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
Dick. I'll go round and break his windows. I've been watching Sons of Anarchy on Netflix.
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
Randomize
