4 words: hood of his car
tuesday night obama will do an address about the oil spill at 8... it'll only be about 15 minutes... but i think thats plenty of time for a drinking game. key words "oil" "bp" and "responsibility"?
Fuck yes. Let's make bingo cards.
I feel like banging her is an expected thing. But banging you would be like getting a 36 on the ACT.
And your hair- I'd make sure to pee on it first.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
He said I went to go sit outside and is promised I wouldn't leave he brings me a chair and I'm gone. He found me stumbling a half mile away in my socks
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
Just bought shock top, Trojans, double shots and baby oil. At 8 am. While the lady in front of me bitched about her expired coupons.
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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