I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
my dad just secretly slid me a nugg in front of my mom. remind me why I moved away for college??
My balls are so social today.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
You Just stopped dancing, looked at me and said "I'm gonna make it rain" Then shook the open box of crunch berries everywhere.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
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