i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
I wish you'd make everyone's lives easier and do him already. Then we can get rid of him.
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
saying im screwed is like saying the titanic took on a little water.
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
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