i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just saw a girl in Albersons in spandex and curlers buying PBR. Only PBR.
Dude apparently i ran into the middle of a half marathon last night and some how won
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
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because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I'm tempted to randomly yell out 'SO HOW IS YOUR UNDERAGE GIRLFRIEND' but that would be callous
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
Stop trying to get me to choose vodka over a nap
As much as I hate to admit it, some day ill need a man because I can't open jars myself and you can't 69 a dildo
Like I don't even know how to respond to this?
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