so explain again why im purple
no
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
Ugh, here's a dating tip. Hairy legs are a major turn off
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Get everyone out of their dorms and watch 3 girls do the walk of shame from my room.
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
i like him enough to wash my sheets.. but not enough to finally get that pink lemonade and vodka slushy stain out of my carpet
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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