we had that weird still in bed morning after conversation. Her dad is the vp of my company.
So we tried to 69 with him on top. NEVER TRY IT. His balls were in my eyes and it was terrifying.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I woke up this morning with a pop tart under my pillow with one bite eaten. Another pop tart was in the floor. No recollection whatsoever. I ate the one under my pillow for breakfast, though.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
MORE IMPORTANTLY I THINK I JUST WATCHED SOMEONE GET SO LONELY AS TO TURN BISEXUAL??
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
just because you have a nice tits it doesn't make you a magic little snowflake.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
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