i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
There's strippers and bear every where so ether you gave me the wrong address or this is the coolest birthday party thrown for a seven year old ever.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
Dude you're fine. You're 5 minutes away from your house and you're eating fig newtons
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I will not go because I am a man of my word and of my penis.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
Or is it distressingly heterosexual?
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