take 3 tylenol pm's and try playing basketball.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
I just found 'pokemon orgy' in my search history
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
My plan to hit on all your friends went to shit after the 3rd dirty martini.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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