Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
The smiley face on that pregnancy test is so damn taunting. It's like it's laughing at me for my poor choices.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
So apparently there is enough alcohol to get me to agree to going to a strip club, but when I have enough they don't let me in.
Our prom king just sent me a dick pic. I know it's 10 years later but I feel like I've finally made it.
I just loudly threatened to kill a self checkout machine
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
Bitch got stabbed in the eye. With a fork. Wait for it... At church. I was the only one at a party interested in her story. Only in the south
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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