Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
she was talking to me but i could help but stare at the extremely long hairs on her boobs. then she says, "your looking at the hair on my boobs aren't you"
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
did you seriously make the punch out of vodka and food coloring
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I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
Try explaining "the nature of your relationship" to a cop when your fuck buddy vandalized your car. Priceless.
So our bartender was in the bathroom the same time I was so I ordered a beer mid stream.....is that weird?
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
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I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
And god said thou shalt never deny free booze. And it was good.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
No I'm not lying to you. I'm just not telling you the whole story. There's a massive difference.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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