i am sick of getting naked and seeing how fat i am.
Every night before bed, when I used to say prayers, now I just think to myself 'freshman sluts. Soon'
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
do you know what's more awkward than a positive pregnancy in a public bathroom?
not a thing
walking in on a stranger's positive pregnancy test in a public bathroom
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Renamed my iPod as 'the titantic' so when I plug it in it's says 'the titantic is syncing.'
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
I fucked her wearing an American flag. Now here I am, awake, naked, and flag less. How do I report this to the police?
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
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Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
To be fair I went my whole first week without showing up to work drunk!
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
I think I’ve been affected by his dad mustache. I wanna ride it.
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