it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Nothing like all your friends getting engaged to remind you how much fun sleeping around is.
It can't be good... The last recollection I have is singing lullabys to his penis
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
I just invented spray cheese vodka. tastes real nasty but does the trick.
I think we've had way too many heart to hearts in the Mc Donalds parking lot for this to be a healthy relationship
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
Was in the middle of a keg stand, the frat guys dropped me, and I broke my nose. My mom didn't enjoy that call from the hospital.
Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
Just because I'm asexual doesn't mean I can't have a revenge fuck.
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