Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
There's nothing I can say to make me pepper spraying you any better
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I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
He won't sleep with me again until I commit...
Run. There is other dick in the sea, less clingy dick.
There are cops on horseback in our back yard
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
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So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
I threw up in my closet when I was hammered last night. Like a fucking toddler. I can't play with the grow ups.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
My dad told me to bring weed to easter Sunday dinner..
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
My car insurance payment showed up today, so no inflatable hot tub for now. Sorry to disappoint.
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