no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
After 4 hours of foreplay he passed out and almost immediately peed in my bed. Naked. Like a fountain. Then tried to deny it in the morning by saying he just sweats a lot.
Is my tampon string too long for this dress?
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
These People Are So Awkward You’ll Get Embarrassed
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends