So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
birthday sex, birthday sex, birthday sex
I'm on my period, period, period
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
threw up outside of the dorms in the parking lot in the pouring rain on the first day of class, i'd say summer is off to a good start.
We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I'm full of champagne and rage, of course I'm showing up at his house.
I am so sorry for drunk texting you r kelly lyrics
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Your choices in alcohol this weekend are thoroughly disappointing
Just found a note on the bed that said "Dear mittens, had to leave early I'll be back soon."
WTF? Are you mittens?
we're gonna read the declaration of independence and do a shot for every word he doesn't understand.
Someone signed my nipple.
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