I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
This girl is more easily done than said...
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
drugs are my only escape from this reality. good thing I got it at a discount price last night
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Yeah, that's not really a good thing. Especially for a girl. You should get a tattoo on your stomach that says "Please wear a condom".
He posted a picture of my bra on facebook with the caption "I don't know who I hooked up with last night but if this is yours please come pick it up".
I got called a drunken housewife today in class. I'm proud, not many people can say they've achieved their life goals like I have by the time they turn 20
Note to self: Do not bring gift bag with cock ring inside to family Christmas. Leave to unwrap at home.
The last thing I remember from that party was me shouting "hold my feet I'm going in strapped like Rambo"
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Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Dude how about today while I was on lunch someone died in the break room at work....I didn't even know we had a break room!!
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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