bar tonight had a doorbell to get in and last night i saw my neighbors fuck on the balcony, she wore a nurse outfit. Missouri isn't so bad...
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
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your dad just showed up on the golfcart with a keg. i. love. our. neighborhood.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
She. Own s my pussycat. Roxk it like. The sun hitting the horizon
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
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The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
Yep. How's your hangover?
It's like I fucked its sister and it's getting back at me.
My life is over. I farted in open court. Noticeably. The judge looked at me. It echoed.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
Get over here asap there are three naked girls two bottles of whiskey and only one of me
lol hangovers are for mortals.