Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
i was watching iron chef and got motivated, so i made dinosaur chicken nuggets
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
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Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
He's an acquired taste, like S&M or those crunchy things they put in salads
Croutons?
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
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Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
No reason. My tongue went numb after one shot. I may die tonight
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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