Hehe I wanna Australian kiss.. Its like a French kiss but down under ;)
i just wanna soil my oats bro
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
Outta milk. Using rum instead for pancake mix. Drunk Thursday is a gooo
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Don't talk about his dick. That's mine. There's a copyright on it. Use with permission
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
thought a girl was checking me out today. took me like 5 minutes to realize it was a mannequin
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I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Drunk wound on my leg hast healed and neither has my dignity
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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