I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
you kept yelling 'bird cage' in between songs and finally the lead singer stopped to ask if you meant 'free bird' and you said 'fuck you, i'm not gay', needless to say you were kindly escorted out
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
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Just put a picture of dead dolphins on her wall...told her the oil spill was her fault.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
He yelled "juice on the loose", yes i am sure i need plan b
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
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I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
He is dust bro dust in the wind I waited in this unlocked car long enough.
I think I'm going to give him a welcome back to single life blow job
this could be the second dad I've smoked weed with
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I dont have to work tomorrow im yelling gibberish at squirrels