If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
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Imagine the time you most wanted to kill yourself. Now add a room full of jail bait and no booze. Multiply that by a million.
he asked if i wanted their team name to be " Amandas angels" or " Fuk budies" either way an intermural softball team of all my hook ups from spring semester is just depressing. convenient but depressing
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Congrats. You are not detrimental enough to my psyche to be discussed during this mornings therapy appointment. Please follow up next week to see if you made the cut.
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We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.