god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
i was picked up off the floor by a stripper, if thats not a new life low then i dont know what is.
Saying he's good in bed would be like saying Soulja Boy is a good rapper, completely unlogical if you've heard him.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
3 words: harry potter burlesque. My life is so much more awesome than yours right now.
The adults are the big ones right?
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
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