you wouldnt answer to anything but devil's advocate all night.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
just took my abortion antibiotic with my martini. i no longer wonder how i got into this situation.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
i dont care if it was her birthday. if she leaves me with a half rack of budweiser and her boyfriend obviously shits gonna go down.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
Itd be like fucking a waterbed thats been locked in a barn for two years.
Where in the FUCK do you get your analogies
Survival tip #3: while you're hooking up with him, don't say he reminds you of his brother
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
She offered to treat me to breakfast after a one night stand if I meet her parents and sex again if I act as her bf. It may be a trap but its a offer I won't refuse.
I'm in Home Depot and I can feel the straight bob the builders staring at me. I bet it's like I have a rainbow arrow pointing at me.
Are there rules against fucking your ex's dealer?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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