so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Plus I'm on the toilet and I can only describe it as if someone had kicked the cap off of a fire hydrant.
Oh god iv'e slept with this police officer before oh god oh god
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Like I just asked Greg why I don't have a crown for my vagina. That drunk.
being serenaded is actually kind of awkward 2/10 do not reccommend
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
I'm having leftover pizza for breakfast. I'm clearly not the greatest at this adult thing.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
Dick very happy bro
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
You can't hold me to anything I said last night; I was drunk on orgasms.
Randomize
