I feel like I'm in dance class right now
OH MY GOD! I just remembered how we ended our bar time last night: picking up and drinking random drinks that ppl had left. wtf is wrong with us?! that's so ghetto!
No. You're kidding.
I am not. I wish I were. I speak the truth.
It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
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just found out this city drinks more beer during oktoberfest than rhode island does in a year.. i'm never leaving
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
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Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
Fuck you. You were a total asshole last night.
We will get to that, but can anybody tell me whose fucking socks I am wearing?!
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
everytime he speaks i want to fuck him less. i just wanna tell him to shut up and take his pants off and we could both be happy.
Right. He was like "I'll be here all night if I have to..." I was like "Well then, I'll have to call the cops..."
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