is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
I just saw at least a dozen senior citizens on roller blades. way to drunk for this.
he drunkenly pissed himself on the deck, in the bathroom, and on my couch within the span of an hour
its like an avodart commercial...maybe he has a growing problem
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I managed to make myself a bowl of apple jacks, took one bite and had to stop eating them because they were making my brain wiggle. How was your comedown?
I realize it truly is impossible to burrow under the grass like a mole. Let's not drink for at least another 3 days.
He said I act like a cross between a kindergartener and a high 70 year old man. Which is inacurate because it fails to account for the disco obsession.
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
I made out with a guy so that I could get ahead in the bathroom line, totally acceptable
One singular head for man, one giant climax for mankind
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
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