ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
he doesn't care that i have a boyfriend so why should i?
logic in its finest
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
I legit just said "vaginal access denied" then told him his password hint was "tequila shots"
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
i would rather have had this happen at a time when i wasnt tripping out on shrooms
Or stump rather since he's possibly large. Large penises don't have tips, just blunt ends of battering rams.
Those tiny little fruit fly looking mofos. They fly past the phone and I grabbed them like Daniel-San
when some dude came up to you and said he didn't like your shirt you just looked at him and firmly asked if he really thought that you gave a fuck.
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