Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Just considered the plausability of using my detachable showerhead as a beer bong. Has my life really devolved to this?
judging by my wet hair I would guess I showered at the bartenders apt last night?
We're about to go to a party titled 'Night of 1000 Jello Shots".
We woke up in the room with a hamburger patty on the bed side table, one bun across the room, and the other bun under my pillow. Still don't know who ordered room service.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
As a paramedic, it's completely unacceptable to black out on a monday. I cant handle 3 dollar shot night.
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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