dude your alot more fun to hang out around now that your addicted to coke...but seriously you need to stop
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
so, are you laying bloody on campus somewhere or did you go out after class and forget to let me know?
bloody. ill be home soon.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
they're like a gay fantastic four
Theres a high probability there will be two hot men waiting on you in your bed when you get home for lunch.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
I'm not drinking for the rest of the week. I need discipline, celery, dick, and a bible.
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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