So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Lauren she was gnawing on a dresser. Gnawing. On. A. Dresser.
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At the end of the night you handed the bartender a piece of paper with the word "VISA" written on it.
Did my good deed for the day.. Helped an old guy hide his beer on the NJ transit while the ticket lady came by
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
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im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
Woke up to find my underwear in my purse to only remember I took them off at the airport
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
He wanted me to do the rubix cube. He thought it was hot.
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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