she asked me if i wanted her to take her wedding ring off while she was giving me a handjob.
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
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may have given a homeless man 70 dollars in exchange for his sandals. so yea, i'm going as jesus for next halloween.
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
I mean metaphorically speaking, maybe we've all fucked on top of a frat house at some point in our lives
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I feel a little uneasy about having my grandma sleep in my bed that I've banged chicks in not too long ago... Fuckin blizzards
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I never realized the effects a broken spine would have on my sex life
Just got drunk at the Cheesecake Factory again. Made me think of you.
That's the nicest thing anyone's ever said to me.
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
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