I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
u know ur in oregon when the cop tells u to keep the beer cans he made u pour out so u can recycle them
dont worry, it'll just be a conversation starter like "why did you get that pierced?" or "wow, i got arrested there too"
thanks for leaving the note with the doctor's recommendations for my lip, they are dissolvable stitches right?
Im on the side of I-10 covered in sweat, cookie dough, hollandaise sauce, onion gravy, and ground beef wondering how my life I ended up here
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
That was the first time i’ve been physically intimidated by a LinkedIn profile.
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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