She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
He got punched in the face, dropped his laptop down a flight of stairs, and broke his roommate's lava lamp, getting all the toxic lava goo everywhere. This is why we don't let him get drunk. And yet here we are.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
The horniest man in the world doesn't want sex as bad as I want pizza right now.
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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