Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I was in the shower, he came in, had me give him a blow job, and left. I'm pretty sure I was just booty called. While taking a shower.
And then as he was trying to conceal his boner from everybody, you said aloud "just grab your cock and get out of the pool"
I woke up smelling like the ciroc you tried pouring into my mouth last night. I think my clothes are still soaked
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
Of course the sales lady was judging you, you bought a pregnancy test, ky jelly, diet pills and a 6 pack of red bull. Even i'm judging you.
You need to get out of there before he falls in love with you.
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
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