Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
For the first time ever I'll be using my lunch break to pass out cold on my desk. We've gotta stop having these late night drinking things on Sundays
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
I think it's starting to become crucial that I find a companion for my vagina.
I'm starting to think that birthday sex is just an urban legend. Like the boogey man, and woman orgasms.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
Please tell your sister I apologize about saying her baby may have beef curtains. That was inappropriate.
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