Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I just saw the pics of me from the costume party as Party Boy. I've effectively cock-blocked myself forever.
he came and i only had my diet coke to rinse.. can you say coke float?
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
when "blow-job jen" drunk dials you at 3 in the morning, you answer
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Eating pizza and drinking wine while I watch the Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. The wine is for reducing the pain of falling asleep with more insecurities than what I woke up with.
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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