If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
So glad I decided to show up and puke in your trashcan.
These are the moments that bond souls forever.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
then looked at this little girl next to me and was like "don't drink when you get older and don't let your best friend be with assholes." she looked at me like i was crazy
I just sneezed glitter I JUST SNEEZED G LITTER I j u st SneeZED GLIT TER I DO NOT HAVE TIME FOR THIS AT ALL.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
Dude, I'm thinking today is Single as Fuck Friday because that's how I'm feeling
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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