I was just tapping my foot in the bathroom at Penn Station just PRAYING for anonymous sex. You know how that goes.
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
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He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
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We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
This chick just walked by and pet my beard. Don't know, never talked to her. She just walked by and pet my beard.
Marry her
Unless he's under 18, in which case you put him back where you found him this instant.
It's not safe here. I had urgent and violent diarrhea last night, and I got blackout drunk. Please don't come over.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
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