Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
Revelation of the day. Bulimia is dumb. Anorexia is easier.
You suck.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
Why do I feel like that's not the first time you've drank champagne with someone dressed as a unicorn?
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
After walking in on us in the living room, he still insisted that he slept in my bed with me afterwards.
im honestly just eating salsa and looking at his penis
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Found this cake smashed up inside a box on the sidewalk. Im saying yes to adventure and eating some.
Taking a nap. Sidewalk cake kicked my ass. It had boston creme filling!
Quick question. If you break the bathroom sink off the wall from fucking on it, can you claim it on your homeowner's insurance as a 'natural disaster'?
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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