can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
Everytime I think about NYE, my gag reflex kicks in.
She never called back. Financed a fleshlight.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
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Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
it makes more sense than having a misplaced asshole
im not talking about this
shut up i haven't hooked up with anyone since 45 minutes ago
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Nothing like a Mormon bachlorette party to make you feel slutty
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Please high five our old drug dealer for me please.
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I would cock slap so many things if I had a cock.
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
Just remember I’m your roommate with extremely questionable morals
Exactly, what could possibly go wrong
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