they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
she works at a police station now. i think thats the definition of keeping your enemies closer.
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
Nothing like the It's a Small World ride at Disneyland to remind you to take your birth control. I took it on the boat yesterday
Tried making out with pop rocks in my mouth. That shit is magical.
Just be aware that next year I will probably try to seduce you to avoid going to the gym
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
Dude I'm driving around California right now hiding little bags of weed in random places like Easter eggs so that I can come back and find them later
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Kick open the door, strike a pose, steal a boyfriend, end scene.
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
Remember that time you puked in the middle of wendy's?
Yeah, why?
The staff still remembers me for cleaning it up. Thanks for the free frosty and fries
I'm seriously considering starting a savings account so I'll have bail money this summer.
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