Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
just skyped with my friend to listen in on the people talking shit about me in the library. creepy or strategic?
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
The bartender just told me he would have me face down in his pillow by the end of the night. I hate when you make me go to gay clubs.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
she's sniffed three people's necks on the bus to see who the good smell was coming from...
she's gonna get diseases
STD scares really help you understand the whole six degrees of separation thing...
Faces of meth called, they want their look back.
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
I just matched with a taco on tinder. Dreams come true.
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
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