Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
No stitches, just platelets and will power
cat food counts as protein by the way
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
Im still alive. Just can't talk. Or move. No need to worry
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Its nights like last night that make me want to high five my liver.
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