yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
she doesn't hate you. She just thinks you need a personality adjustment, speech therapy and weight watchers.
No need to clean the puke on the driveway. The squirrel is eating it up.
When you get home we need to compare our schedules and set up masturbation slots. I'm scares of you walking in on me. Again.
Just rolled over and found your boyfriend in bed with me. Is mine at your house?
The bloodstain in the garden looks like a sad face. Like I don't already know this is bad...
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
Admit it. It's a brilliant plan with hundreds of possible repercutions.
Understatement of the year.
plus there's no nice way to tell a guy you physically hate the shape of their cock.
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
You're talking to someone who was 80% serious about breaking into someone's house and leaving a cat there with our names in a heart tag on its collar
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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